The Chocolate Calculator

Just for fun...you may need a calculator...

      1.  First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
      like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).

      2.  Multiply this number by 2.

      3.  Add 5.

      4.  Multiply it by 50.

      5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1,759 .
      If you haven't, add 1,758.

      6.  Now subtract the four digit year you were born in.

      You should now have a remainder of a three digit number.

      The first digit of this  was your original number (i.e., how
      many times you want to have chocolate each week). Ignore it.

      The next two numbers are*

      *
      YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!)**/

      THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
      AROUND WHILE IT LASTS./*

      */The Chocolate/**/ Calculator!/*